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After much legal wrangling, the Flotation Device Administration (FDA) has reluctantly released some of the safety data on experimental life jackets. On releasing the new info, the soft spoken FDA director said “Move along. Nothing to see here…until 2094.”
Life jackets are safe and effective. So effective that you can drown while wearing one and so safe that we’ve refused to release the safety data
Jp Sear on life jackets
