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Based on our casual viewing of the tellbox, we are not entirely sure this is satire.
Boris Johnson is completely fantastic and I love him and I think he’s brilliant.
I love him because he’s got funny hair and is nice and says funny things all the time. He sometimes talks to me on the television which is very kind and nice.
When he does talk to me, I ask him all the questions that he tells me to ask him and then he answers them and then sometimes he takes me out to get some nice cake which is nice of him.
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